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埃及人在美国进海关。
安检员:May I have your name, sir?
埃及人:Hussain Muhammad
安检员:Age?
埃及人:34.
安检员:Sex?
埃及人:Three times a week.
安检员:Sorry, I mean, male or female?
埃及人:Female, mostly, and sometimes camels.
安检员:Holy cow!
埃及人:Yes, yes, yes, and sometimes cows.
安检员:Oh, dear!
埃及人:No, no, no, no, no, no deers. Deers run too fast!